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> WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for
> several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had
> led to an argument and
> neither of them wanted to concede their position.
> As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
> the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
> yours?"
> "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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> W O R D S
> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
> women use a day...
> 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
> The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
> have to repeat everything to men...
> The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
> "What?"
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> CREATION
> A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
> you can be
> so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
> " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
> God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
> God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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> WHO DOES WHAT
> A man and his wife were having an argument about who
> should brew the coffee each morning.
> The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
> first,
> and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
> coffee."
> The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
> around here and
> you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just
> wait for my coffee."
> Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
> is in the Bible
> that the man should do the coffee."
> Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show
> me."
> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
> and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
> says.........."HEBREWS"
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> The Silent Treatment
> A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
> were giving each
> other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that
> the next day,
> he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
> morning business flight.
> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
> LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper ,
> "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he
> knew she would find it.
> The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was
> 9:00 AM
> and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go
> and
> see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a
> piece of paper by
> the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake
> up."
> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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> God may have created
> man before woman,
> but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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> SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU
> THINK CAN HANDLE IT !
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> WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for
> several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had
> led to an argument and
> neither of them wanted to concede their position.
> As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
> the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
> yours?"
> "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
>
> W O R D S
> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
> women use a day...
> 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
> The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
> have to repeat everything to men...
> The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
> "What?"
>
> CREATION
> A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
> you can be
> so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
> " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
> God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
> God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
>
> WHO DOES WHAT
> A man and his wife were having an argument about who
> should brew the coffee each morning.
> The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
> first,
> and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
> coffee."
> The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
> around here and
> you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just
> wait for my coffee."
> Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
> is in the Bible
> that the man should do the coffee."
> Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show
> me."
> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
> and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
> says.........."HEBREWS"
>
> The Silent Treatment
> A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
> were giving each
> other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that
> the next day,
> he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
> morning business flight.
> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
> LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper ,
> "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he
> knew she would find it.
> The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was
> 9:00 AM
> and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go
> and
> see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a
> piece of paper by
> the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake
> up."
> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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> God may have created
> man before woman,
> but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
>
> SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU
> THINK CAN HANDLE IT !
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