5-star HOTEL

This is the reason I am not going to a 5-star HOTEL


  Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,

  Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"



  Answer : "tea please"







  Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea

  or green tea ?"



  Answer : "Ceylon tea "







  Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"



  Answer : "white"







  Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"



  Answer: "With milk "







  Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"



  Answer : "With cow milk please.







  Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"



  Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "







  Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"



  Answer : "With sugar"







  Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"



  Answer : "Cane sugar "







  Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"



  Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."







  Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "



  Answer : "Mineral water"







  Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"



  Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst