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Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Crucial...! Read..! Forward..! (very useful info)
Because of recent abductions
In daylight hours, refresh yourself
of these things to do
in an emergency situation...
This is for you,
and for you to share
with your wife,
everyone you know.
After reading these 9 crucial tips,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful
in this crazy world we live in and and dont forget to ask help from Allah. 1..Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
The elbowis the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it,do! 2.. Learned this from a tourist guide.
If a robber asksfor your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.
Toss it away from you....
Chances arethat he is more interested
in your wallet and/or pursethan you,
and he will gofor the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever throwninto the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lightsand stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy..
The driver won't see you,but everybody else will.
This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendencyto get into their cars
after shopping, eating, working, etc.,and just sit
(doing their chequebook, or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!)
The predatorwill be watching you,and this
is the perfect opportunityfor him to get in
on the passenger side,put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..
is in the car
with a gun
to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine
and speed into anything,wrecking the c ar.
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person isin the back seat
they will get the worst of it.
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run.
It is betterthan having themfind your body
in a remote location.
5.A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be Aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor,
and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vanswhile the women
are attemptingto get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
parked on the driver's sideof your vehicle,
and the passenger side...If a male is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car,you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work,and get a
guard/policemanto walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYStake the elevator
instead of the stairs.
Stairwells are horrible placesto be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
The predator will only hit you(a running target)
4 in 100 times;a nd even then,
it most likelyWILL NOTbe a vital organ.
RUN,Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women,w e are always trying
to be sympathetic:
It may get you assaulted,or killed.
Ted Bundy,the serial killer,was a good-looking,
well educated man,who ALWAYS played
on the sympathiesof unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane,or a limp,and often
asked'for help'into his vehicleor with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told methat her friend heard
a crying baby on her porchthe night before last,
and she called the policebecause it was late
and she thought it was weird..The police told her
< B>'Whatever you do,DO NOT
open the door..'
The ladythen said thatit sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window,and she was worried
that it would crawlto the streetand get run over.
The policeman said,'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do,DO NOT open the door.'
He told her that they thinka serial killer
has a baby's cry recordedand uses it to coax
women out of their homesthinking that someone
dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it,
but have had several callsby women saying that
they hear baby's criesoutside their doors
when they're home aloneat night.
10. Water scam!
If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!
Please pass this on
Thise-mail should probablybe taken seriously because
the Crying Baby Theorywas mentioned on
America 's Most Wantedwhen they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana
I'd like youto forward thisto all the women you know.
It may save a life.A candle is not dimmedby lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys,if you love your mothers,wives,sisters,daughters, friends etc.,
you may want topass it onto them, as well.
Send thisto any woman you knowthat may need
to be remindedthat the world we live inhas a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safethan sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life