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Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Government Job - good one... have a great weekend
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. Theinterviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military service?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra pointstoward employment.'
Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost bothof my testicles.'
The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You'vegot enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M..... To 4:00 P.M. You canstart tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.. 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffeeand scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.