Government Job - good one... have a great weekend

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A guy goes to the  Post Office  to apply for a job.  The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.' 'Have you ever been in the military service?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.' Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?' The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.' The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M..... To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.' The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00  P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?' 'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.. 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.

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