Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Government Job - good one... have a great weekend





 A guy goes to the  Post Office  to apply for a job.  The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'

'Have you ever been in the military service?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'

Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy says, ' IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'

The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our
normal hours are from 8:00 A.M..... To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at
10:00 A.M. every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00  P.M., why don't you want me to here
until 10:00 A.M.?'

'This is a government job,' the interviewer says..
'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for




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