Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Fwd: A Woman Accompanied Her Husband ( Joke )

A Woman Accompanied Her Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
Said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will
Surely die".
  1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
    Him off to work in a good mood.
  2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
    Put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
    To work.
  3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
    Burden him with household chores.
  4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
    His every whim.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
Had told her.
"You're going to die," she replied.

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