A CLEVER BOY

 

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the Principal's office. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3x3?" Boy: "9" Principal: "What is 6x6?" Boy: "36" And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade." Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agree. Ms Neelam asks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy, after a moment: "Legs"! Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy: "Pockets"! Ms Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" Boy: Coconut Ms Neelam: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubblegum Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy: Shake hands Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?" Boy: "Yep" Ms Neelam: "You stick! Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.. I get wet before you do." Boy: "Tent" Ms Neelam: " A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Boy: "Wedding Ring" Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good." Boy: "Nose" Ms Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver." Boy: "Arrow" Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?" Boy: "Firetruck" Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand" Boy: "Fork" Ms Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?" Boy: "SURNAME" Ms Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?" Boy: "HEART" The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"