Intresting comments of life................

True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow ******************************************** ******************************************** Marriages are made in heaven then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage ******************************************** ******************************************** During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. ******************************************** ******************************************** I wrote ur name on the sand ................ it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air........................... it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart.............. I got a HEART ATTACK ******************************************** ******************************************** LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke......and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers ******************************************** ******************************************** ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best ******************************************** ******************************************** Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a stone u give me a statue when i ask u a feather u give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF ? ******************************************** ******************************************** I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! ******************************************** ******************************************** when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ...........pick d phone idiot ******************************************** ******************************************** Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence . Student : WOW ! ******************************************** ******************************************** The human brain is a most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time you are Born.... until you fall in love ******************************************** ******************************************** SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in your personality SO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards ******************************************** ******************************************** A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. ******************************************** ********************************************