Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Alcohol taster

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. 

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. 

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
 "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
 "That's correct", said the boss.


Another glass. 
red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."


The director was astonished. 
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.


She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.


"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. 
And if you don't give me the job, I'll tell who's the father!"



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