Some excellent replies (Miss Universe contest). Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......................... (Applause! Applause!). SPAIN Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or "toro" (bull) Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening..... (Applause! Applause!). PHILIPPINES Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... (Applause! Applause! Standing ovation! Applause! Applause!). SAUDI ARABIA Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door..... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!). MALAYSIA Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are like Proton cars. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: They look tough but actually are very soft........................... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!). SINGAPORE Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that a male organ in Singapore is very "kiasu" (afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!). Miss Sri Lanka very 'shyly' answered the question saying: "Aiyo aney, it comes like Mahinda Chinthanaya". Question: How can you say so? Miss Sri Lanka: "It promises mighty big, but delivers tiny little!" (a 10 minute standing ovation!).
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