Weddings in the future
Priest : Do you solemnly swear that you will not send friends requests to women because you
find them hot and take this woman as your lawfully wedded wife?
Groom: I do
Priest: Do you solemnly swear that you will not accept friends requests from men just because they 're cute and take this man as your lawfully wedded husband?
Bride: I do
Priest: By the power vested in me, I now change your relationship from 'Single' to 'Married'.
(To Groom) You may now poke the bride
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