Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Wife's....Have A Good Laugh


Women are like phones:

They like to be held,
talked to and
touched often.
But push the wrong button
and you're disconnected......

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!

My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams

If you're smiling, send me your smile

If you're crying, send me your tears

I love you

He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?



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