Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Show your I.D. please

> President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a cheque. As he
approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash
this cheque for me"?
> Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?
> Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there
was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the President of the United
States of Am ... Erica!!!!"
> Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and
monitoring of the banks because of imposters, forgers, etc I must insist on
seeing your ID."
> Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am"
> Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must
follow them."
> Obama : "I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque"
> Cashier: "Look Mr.. President, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods
came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his
putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that
shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. Another time,
Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a
fabulous shot and the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed
his cheque. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and
only you, as the President of the United States ?"
> Obama stood there thinking, and thinking, and finally said : "Honestly, my
mind is a total blank~~~there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't
think of a single thing."
> Cashier: "Now I know who you are! Do you want large or small denomination
notes, Mr. President?"

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