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Thursday, March 8, 2012
Jokes of Wife and husband
Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi, what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."Husband: "Bloody English Language!
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ...?"Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O:)Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!Husband: I 'm in the Pub Just Next To That Shop
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don't demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say ?Wife:- .No chance for u to survive
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with HimInside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything, He's On the Darts Team in My LocalNext A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim Do You Crave Special Again?The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy, You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday
What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
I look at your picture and the problem disappears Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?" The man couldn't believe his luck: 'that would be great'! Monday passed and he didn't see her...... Tuesday and Wednesday passed too..... On Thursday his swelling became better And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.