Sunday, September 23, 2012

Fwd: 5 Stars Hotels... :D




 


 

This is the reason I am not going to a 5-star HOTEL


 Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,

 Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"



 Answer : "tea please"







 Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea

 or green tea ?"



 Answer : " Ceylon tea "







 Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"



 Answer : "white"







 Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"



 Answer: "With milk "







 Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"



 Answer : "With cow milk please.







 Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"



 Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "







 Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"



 Answer : "With sugar"







 Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"



 Answer : "Cane sugar "







 Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"



 Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.."







 Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "



 Answer : "Mineral water"







 Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"



 Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst

 




 






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