PSYCHOLOGY vs LAW.....
A guy asked a girl in a library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said:
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?
The guy responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty."