1 . When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory..
I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the c*nd0m factory.
3. A wife is a s*x object. Every time you ask for s*x, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Pa*t1es: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on
earth.
7. There are three stages of s*x in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. V1rg1nity can be cured.
9. V1rgin1ty is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone s*x once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. What's an Australian ki$s? - The same thing as a French ki$s, only
down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy
with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15. What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? - Life su(k$,
job su(k$, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? - Brea$t$ don't
have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men
still sleep with their wives!!
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of
humor.
I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the c*nd0m factory.
3. A wife is a s*x object. Every time you ask for s*x, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Pa*t1es: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on
earth.
7. There are three stages of s*x in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. V1rg1nity can be cured.
9. V1rgin1ty is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone s*x once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. What's an Australian ki$s? - The same thing as a French ki$s, only
down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy
with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
15. What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? - Life su(k$,
job su(k$, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? - Brea$t$ don't
have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men
still sleep with their wives!!
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of
humor.
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