Smoker Joke

Once a smoker was smoking at airport...   A gentleman came & asked him: How much do u smoke a day?   Smoker: Why?   Gentlman: If u had collected the money instead of smoking,the plane which is infront of u,would have been yours!!   Smoker: Do u smoke?   Gentleman: No!   Smoker: Is th at plane yours?   Gentlman: No!   Smoker: Thanks 4 ur advice, but tht plane is mine :)   (smoker's name is - VIJAY MALYA)