NECROPHILIA

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person) The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I ' ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?" The man replied, I'll give you THREE good reasons: 1. It ' S none of your damn business; 2. She was my wife; and..... 3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"   SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME….. GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.