7 Fundamentals for life

SEVEN FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE FOR TODAY. 1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa. 2. One should love animals.They are tasty too. 3. Save water. Drink beer. 4. Studying is healthy, So leave it for the sick. 5. Books are holy. So don't touch them. 6. Love your neighbour but never get caught. 7. Everyone should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.