WEDDING INVESTMENT-NICE

WEDDING INVESTMENT   <Average 30 yrs>       Rs.2,000,000 Marriage expenses. Rs.30,000 Monthly expenditure. Rs.3,000 Wife's monthly maintenance. RETURNS:       <SEX> First 5 years Weekly 3 Times. Next 5 years Weekly 1 Time. Next 10 years Once in 15 days. Next 10 years Once in a month. TOTAL COST 1400 times sex in 30 years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping :   17,840,000. + Opportunity cost on 2,000,000 spent on wedding at 7% for 40 years as per current Post-tax Fixed Deposit Interest rate = LKR 29,848,915.68 TOTAL COST = LKR  47,788,915.68 Kindly Note:     A Man spends Rs.34,135 for each time he has Sex with his Wife....!!! CONCLUSION     : Outsourcing is cheaper.     - --