GOOD ONE

 
 

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it. Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted : $10. Teacher : You don't know maths. Ted : You don't know my father! Mother : David, come here. David : Yes, mum? Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now. Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father : So? Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father. Daughter : It's mummy! Father : How do you know? Daughter : She didn't say anything. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card. Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog! Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son : That's why I say she's no good! Teacher: 'Where were u born?' Student: ' Singapore , Sir.' Teacher: 'Which part?' Student: 'All of me, Sir.' A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?' Only one hand shot up. 'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher. ''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.' Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?' Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.' Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.' Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.' A boy came home from school with his exam results. 'What did u get?' asked his father. 'My marks are under water,' said the boy. 'What do u mean 'under water'?' 'They are all below 'C' (sea) level' Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good laugh! Do send it to all your friends and family so that they will have a good laugh.