Two Crocodiles by Diyawanna Oya

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of  Diyawanna Oya  in  Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte .The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand howYou can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, We were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.''Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?''Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?''Down the other side of the  lake near the parking lot by the Parliament Building.''Same here.  Hmm.....How do you catch them?''Well, I crawl up under one of their Inter-coolers and wait for one to unlockThe car door.  Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out ofThem and eat 'em!''Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're notGetting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shitOut of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.