A Woman Will Never Believe U....

 

A married man was having affaier with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep & woke up at 8pm. The man hurriedly dressed & told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass & dirt. He then put his shoes on & drove home.. When he reached home, the first question was... wife:- Where have u been??? Man:- I cant lie to u. I am having an affair with my secretary.We had sex all afternoon at her place. The wife looked down at his shoes and said:- You r lying!! You've been playing golf!!.. Moral :~ Women are women. Truth or lies,they'll never belive u.....