Man O Man

Man O Man

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides exercise bike paying a lot at a gym.

When without money, walks to go to work to earn food
When has money, walks to lose the fat (food he ate)

Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !

When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.

Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;

Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!