Philosopher's comments on wives

 

 

 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette     After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.. Sacha Guitry �   By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.� Socrates �   Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous �   The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" Dumas � I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud �   'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Anonymous �   'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.�� It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison �   'I've had bad luck with both my wives.� The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' James Holt McGavra �   Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming� 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,� 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra �   The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash � You know what I did before I married?� Anything I wanted to. Anonymous �   My wife and I were happy for twenty years.� Then we met. Henny Youngman �   A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.   Rodney Dangerfield �   A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.� They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' �Anonymous �   First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'� Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous � SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!