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> > You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
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> > Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
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> > You retire on the income.
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> >
> >
> > INDIAN ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows.
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> > You worship them.
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> > PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
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> > You don't have any cows.
> >
> > You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
> >
> > You ask the US for financial aid,
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> > China for military aid,
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> > British for Warplanes,
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> > Italy for machines,
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> > Germany for technology,
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> > French for submarines,
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> > Switzerland for loans,
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> > Russia for drugs
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> > Japan for equipment.
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> > You buy the cows with all this
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> > And claim exploitation by the world.
> >
> >
> >
> > AMERICAN ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows.
> >
> > You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
> >
> > You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
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> > You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
> >
> > You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
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> >
> >
> > FRENCH ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows.
> >
> > You go on strike because you want three cows.
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> >
> >
> > GERMAN ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows.
> >
> > You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
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> >
> >
> > BRITISH ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows.
> >
> > They are both mad cows.
> >
> >
> >
> > ITALIAN ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows.
> >
> > You don't know where they are.
> >
> > You break for lunch.
> >
> >
> >
> > SWISS ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
> >
> > You charge others for storing them.
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> >
> >
> > JAPANESE ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows.
> >
> > You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
> >
> > You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
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> >
> >
> > RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows.
> >
> > You count them and learn you have five cows.
> >
> > You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> >
> > You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
> >
> > You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
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> >
> >
> > CHINESE ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows.
> >
> > You have 300 people milking them.
> >
> > You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
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> >
> >
> > SINGAPORE ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows.
> >
> > Believe you have a brilliant government
> >
> > Need to hire foreign talents to manage your cows
> >
> > You lost all your cows.
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> >
> >
> > SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS
> >
> > You have two cows. You make one the President and the other the Leader of the Opposition!
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