Friday, October 8, 2010

no one will sleep with your wife

Take a break........ Have fun!

 All these are good  ones............

 NO.  1
A man was  so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples  while she was asleep.  The next day, their driver died of  poisoning.

A man is  dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son  asked Dad why?  He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep  with your mum.

A lady  lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the  husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear  panties.

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