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Monday, October 15, 2012
Address people accordingly !!!
Please address people accordingly *OLD TITLES - NEW TITLES *Garden Boy : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM) *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer (BCC) *Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Prostitute : Practical Relations Manager (PRM) *Thief : Wealth Distribution Expert (WDE) *Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM) *Cook : Food Preparation Officer (FPO) Do Not Forget *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS) *Gossiper : Research Manager (RM)