After a meeting as I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car
keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room it
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has
shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the
parking lot , I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car
no/description of car/placed i parked etc, i equally confessed that I had
left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey," I
stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but
then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not
stolen your car."