Wednesday, October 7, 2009

5-star HOTEL

This is the reason I am not going to a 5-star HOTEL

  Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,

  Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

  Answer : "tea please"

  Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea

  or green tea ?"

  Answer : "Ceylon tea "

  Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

  Answer : "white"

  Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

  Answer: "With milk "

  Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

  Answer : "With cow milk please.

  Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

  Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "

  Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

  Answer : "With sugar"

  Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

  Answer : "Cane sugar "

  Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

  Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

  Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

  Answer : "Mineral water"

  Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

  Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst


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