Monday, October 15, 2012

Address people accordingly !!!




 

 

Please address people accordingly
 
*OLD TITLES     - NEW TITLES
 
*Garden Boy :   Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
 
*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
 
*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
 
*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
 
*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer (BCC)
 
*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
 
*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)
 
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
 
*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
 
*Watchman : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
 
*Prostitute : Practical  Relations Manager (PRM)
 
*Thief : Wealth Distribution Expert (WDE)
 
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
 
*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
 
*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)
 
*Cook : Food Preparation Officer (FPO)
 
 
Do Not Forget
 
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
 
*Gossiper : Research Manager (RM)  
  

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